Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Weird-O-Cron: The Return

Naked sex nullifies marriage? Cyclops kitten? The "legendary" Weird-O-Cron has returned! In our first offering, a controversial Islamic fatwa declares that gettin' nekkid when doin' the nasty with one's wife invalidates one's marriage! I wonder how those of us who are married or engaged feel about that. Something tells me these guys haven't read Song of Solomon. Naughty, naughty. In our second offering, I present to you the truly weird, the Cyclops Kitten! Is this proof that a cyclops could have existed in the distant past? Are the stories of Greek mythology true? I have to admit, I am not a fan of cats. I tolerate them at best. But my heart goes out to that poor kitty. May God receive it in His hands. Let's take a moment of silence for this kitten to end this edition of the Weird-O-Cron.

4 Comments:

Blogger J Hearne said...

I have to admit, I am somewhat a fan of cats. I like them at best. But my heart is thoroughly weirded out by this cat.

1/10/2006 06:19:00 AM  
Blogger M.R. Perry said...

The cyclops cat has left me emotionally damaged for life.

1/10/2006 10:12:00 AM  
Blogger ckhnat said...

kittens don't open their eyes for a good 10 days after they're born.

i have my doubts.

1/11/2006 03:06:00 PM  
Blogger gravitybear said...

ckhnat: animals with this condition, called holoprosencephaly, are also without eyelids

go to http://pharyngula.org/index/weblog/comments/cyclopia/ for a post on this subject

1/12/2006 01:39:00 PM  

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