Weird-O-Cron: The Return

Naked sex nullifies marriage? Cyclops kitten? The "legendary" Weird-O-Cron has returned! In our first offering, a controversial Islamic fatwa declares that gettin' nekkid when doin' the nasty with one's wife invalidates one's marriage! I wonder how those of us who are married or engaged feel about that. Something tells me these guys haven't read Song of Solomon. Naughty, naughty. In our second offering, I present to you the truly weird, the Cyclops Kitten! Is this proof that a cyclops could have existed in the distant past? Are the stories of Greek mythology true? I have to admit, I am not a fan of cats. I tolerate them at best. But my heart goes out to that poor kitty. May God receive it in His hands. Let's take a moment of silence for this kitten to end this edition of the Weird-O-Cron.