It's Football Time In...Kentucky?!?!?
Well, in a scant half-hour to an hour I will be on the road to Lexington and the Tennessee-Kentucky football game. A few thoughts before we leave:
I'm not sure if I'm going to wear a brown paper bag or not. I might keep one in a pocket just in case.
I really hope we get our act together for our final game of the year. It would suck to give up all this sleep after work (I work 3rd shift) for a silly football game. Especially one that is probably going to put me to sleep.
Whoever starts at quarterback for Tennessee, I will yell bloody murder at them. My goal is to make the Kentucky fans around me glad I'm not one of them. Maybe I'll take a Bible and start preaching at Rick Clausen from the stands.
I really hope Lexington has funnel cake.
I'm real dang hungry.
I wonder if I'm wearing enough orange. Perhaps something on the legs?
I wonder if I'm dressed warmly enough.
Kentucky fans can sympathize with us this year--we both had lousy coaches. The difference is theirs will be back one more year, whereas ours resigned his offensive coordinator position.
My future brother-in-law (the one who magicked up the tickets to this game) says if I wear orange today, I owe him beer. Which would he like better: Barq's or A&W? Oh wait, he's Catholic. His beer has alcohol in it.
I really hope the game today isn't crappy.
I'm real dang hungry.
Did I mention I'm real dang hungry?
And with that, I am off to the game.
1 Comments:
At least you didn't have to drive from Chicago to see Tennessee lose to Vanderbilt. That was just wrong...
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